15 Fun Things To Do Next TIme You Are In Wal•Mart

1. Randomly distribute a couple of dozen boxes of condoms into people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off in 5-minute intervals.

3. Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and watch what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on Layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry, look at them and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera (used as a mirror) and picked your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. While in the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using pairs of different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assumes the fetal position and scream "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!

and last, but not least ....

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"