A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died," to which Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already". Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny replied, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer told Kenny, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can" said Kenny. "Watch me. I just won't tell  anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny told the farmer, "I raffled him off like I told you I was going to do. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00." Stunned by this underhanded sales trick, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?" where Kenny just said, "...just the guy who won, so I  gave him back his two dollars." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of  Enron... no surprise.
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